Friday, January 30, 2004
Edible Undies Not Sexy Enough for German Man
This has to be one of my favorite stories of all time. To recap: Looking to "satisfy a sexual impulse," Armin Meiwes used the Internet to line up a person willing to let himself be killed and eaten. You read that right. Willing. To be killed. And eaten. (Not that being cremated is a... picnic?)
Meiwes apparently knows from foreplay, too. To get things going, he first cut off his victim's dick (at the victim's request!), and fried it up in a pan (no carbs!). Now, this part is totally unsubstantiated, but I hear that the victim was so turned by on watching Meiwes bite into his penis that he got a massive hard-on, which in turn nearly caused Meiwes to choke to death.
-- "Prosecutors plan cannibal appeal" (CNN.com)
This has to be one of my favorite stories of all time. To recap: Looking to "satisfy a sexual impulse," Armin Meiwes used the Internet to line up a person willing to let himself be killed and eaten. You read that right. Willing. To be killed. And eaten. (Not that being cremated is a... picnic?)
Meiwes apparently knows from foreplay, too. To get things going, he first cut off his victim's dick (at the victim's request!), and fried it up in a pan (no carbs!). Now, this part is totally unsubstantiated, but I hear that the victim was so turned by on watching Meiwes bite into his penis that he got a massive hard-on, which in turn nearly caused Meiwes to choke to death.
-- "Prosecutors plan cannibal appeal" (CNN.com)
